I am too tired to write anything this morning, so all you get is this little ditty that my future sister in law Patricia (aka PJ) emailed me over the weekend. We New Yorkers are a tough bunch, lol! I didn't see an author's name listed on the email, so if you wrote this and I didn't credit you, please don't sue me, just let me know your name and I'll update the post. Thanks ; )
New Jersey tries to turn on the heat.
People in Upstate New York plant gardens.
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in sunbathe.
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in with the windows down.
Distilled water freezes.
Sacandaga Lake gets thicker.
Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Upstate New York throw on a flannel shirt.
Pittsburgh landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Upstate New York have the last cookout before it gets cold.
People in Miami all die.
Upstaters lick the flagpole.
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Upstate New York get out their winter coats.
The Girl Scouts in Upstate NY are selling cookies door to door.
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Upstate Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
People in Upstate NY rent some videos.
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Upstaters get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Upstate NY complain about farmers with cold hands.
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in Upstate NY start saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
Hell freezes over.The Buffalo Bills win the Super Bowl.
Happy Monday everyone!